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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: In your head, in your head they are fighting, With their tanks and their bombs, And their bombs and their guns. In your head, in your head, they are crying

    The Misheard: in your hair, in your hair they are fighting with their tanks and their bums and their bums and their bums in your hair, in your hair they are crying

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    Artist: Carrie Underwood

    Song: Before He Cheats

    Real Lyric: carved my name into his leather seat

    The Misheard: carved my name into his legacy

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    Artist: Nightwish

    Song: Amaranth

    Real Lyric: Caress the one, the Never-Fading Rain in your heart - the tears of snow-white sorrow Caress the one, the hiding amaranth In a land of the daybreak

    The Misheard: Carrots that wander, never fading, raiding in your heart, and dreams of a snow-white Zorro Carrots that wander Hiding m&m's in a lamb Arthur they bray

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: One of Us

    Real Lyric: One of us is crying

    The Misheard: One of us is Brian

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    Artist: Soundtracks

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line: Our trio's down to two!

    The Misheard: They'll fall in love, and there's the bottom line: His freedom's down the tubes!

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Radar

    Real Lyric: You're on my radar On my radar On my radar On my radar

    The Misheard: You're my radar Operator You're my radar Operator

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: The Sharpest Lives

    Real Lyric: 'Cause I love all the poison, Away with the boys in the band.

    The Misheard: Oh, I love all the boys, And away with the boys in the band.

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Papa Don't Preach

    Real Lyric: Papa, don't preach. I've been losing sleep.

    The Misheard: Papa, don't preach. I'm on a losing streak.

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    Artist: Johnny Rivers

    Song: Secret Agent Man

    Real Lyric: Secret Agent Man

    The Misheard: Secret Asian Pan

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    Artist: Everything But The Girl

    Song: Missing

    Real Lyric: like the desserts miss the rain

    The Misheard: like the desserts mystery

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