The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams, saccharine, loosen up
The Misheard: Sweet dream, saccharine, Lucy Liu
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Real Lyric: I'm alone in this I'm as I've always been Right behind what's happening
The Misheard: I'm alone in this I'm an **s, I've always been Right behind what's happening
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Real Lyric: Every time you go away... you take a piece of me with you
The Misheard: Every time you go away... you take a piece of meat with you
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Real Lyric: Girls, all I really want is girls
The Misheard: Squirrels, all I really want is squirrels
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Real Lyric: Put another dime in the jukebox baby
The Misheard: Put another dime in the juice box baby
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place where blind men see?
The Misheard: Can you take me higher to a place of lemon seas?
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Real Lyric: Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia To see the total eclipse of the sun
The Misheard: Well, you blew your scivvies up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet It wasn't easy but nothing is when I feel heavy metal and I'm pins and I'm needles well I lie and I'm easy all of the time but I'm never sure when I need you pleased to meet you I got my head done when I was young
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by a Jimbojaye It wasn't easy but nothing is When I feel heavy metal and I feel nothing at all well lying a'int easy all of the time but I'm never sure when I met you Yes I meet you I got my head combed when I was you
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Real Lyric: livin' like a lover with a radar phone
The Misheard: Livin like a lover with a red-hot thong
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Real Lyric: That thong th th th thong
The Misheard: My mom misheard them as... that dong d d d dong
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