The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom.
The Misheard: Everybody needs brother for cologne, everybody needs a brother
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Real Lyric: I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: I'm a little man,and I'm also emo,also into cats.(du du du)Also into catsss.
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Real Lyric: Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way Rub my feet, gimme something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat
The Misheard: Homie Im Home and I've had a bad day,I parked my Car in the hallway, Smell my feet, gimme somthing to eat,Fix me up my favorite meat...
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Real Lyric: "Our only goal will be the western shore"
The Misheard: "I wanna go where there's a restroom show"
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Real Lyric: "Lose the earthquakes, keep the faults. Fill the oceans without the salt"
The Misheard: "Lose the airplanes, keep the boats. Fill the oceans with applesauce."
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Real Lyric: "People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time"
The Misheard: "People think I'm insane because I am browning overtime"
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Real Lyric: What you doin on your back
The Misheard: What cha doing in your brothers pants?
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Real Lyric: Suite madame blue, gaze in your looking glass You're not a child anymore Suite madame blue, the future is all but past Dressed in your jewels, you made your own rules You conquered the world and more ..............heavens door
The Misheard: Suite madame blue, the gays say you're looking fine, You're not a child anymoreSuite madame blue, the future is all the the past, Dressed in your jewels, you made your own rules You consider the world and more ..............heavens door
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: With the lights out it's less dangerousHere we are now, f*** your parents
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Real Lyric: Cameras zoom on the impending doom but then like BOOM
The Misheard: Campbell soup in the pretending roomand them like boom
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