The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dont stand, Don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Postman,Postman so,Postman so close to me
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Real Lyric: My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
The Misheard: Our heroes had the heart to realize they're bootylicious.
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Real Lyric: Spotlight on Sam and Dave now
The Misheard: Spotlight on Sammy Davis!
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Real Lyric: Are we having fun yet? Yeah, Yeah...
The Misheard: I'll be yelling four "yeahs". Yeah, Yeah...
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Real Lyric: Take these broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free.
The Misheard: Take these chicken wings and learn to fry again learn to live salt free.
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Real Lyric: In line, in line, it's all in line, my ducks are all in a row. They do not change, they do not move, they have nowhere to go.
The Misheard: In life, in life, it's all in life, my ducks are all in Rome.They do not s**t, they do not moon, they have no room to grow.
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Real Lyric: She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth
The Misheard: She's got wonderful eyes and a whiskey mouth
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Real Lyric: There's a whale in the pool with my mother
The Misheard: There's a whale in the pool- that's my mother
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Real Lyric: Everthing worn in Like its a friend
The Misheard: Everything won't endLike its on "Friends"
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Real Lyric: I got friends who like me Cause I got lots of dough
The Misheard: I got friends who like me Cause I got lots of toast
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