The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar
The Misheard: A hippie with a tangerine asking me if I could spare a dollar
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Real Lyric: 'Bout to go and get some compliments
The Misheard: 'Bout to go and get some competence/confidence/comeuppance
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Real Lyric: I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know she knows that I'm not from Alaska
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Real Lyric: Raining Blood from a lacerated sky
The Misheard: Raining Blood from a lobster in the sky.
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Real Lyric: If you wanna get to heaven, you've got to raise a little hell.
The Misheard: If you wanna get to heaven, you've got to raise a little hand.
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Real Lyric: Crazy For You
The Misheard: Gravy For You
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: Defeated paradise, and put up a f**king light.
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Real Lyric: I hate people when they're not polite
The Misheard: I hate people and their natural light.
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Real Lyric: but a fool and his money soon go separate ways and you found a fool lyin' in a daze
The Misheard: a fool and his money soon go separately and you found out through lying endlessly
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Real Lyric: Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.
The Misheard: Mamas come out of the sky and they stand there.
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