The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't Stop) Don't Stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Keep on we're the porn starsDon't stop til you get enough
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Real Lyric: Life is so boring, its really got me snoring I'm wearing out the flooring in a cheap motel
The Misheard: Life is so gory, its really got a storyi'm wearing in the glory of a cheap motel
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Real Lyric: went home and learned to clean up after myself
The Misheard: went home, learned to clean a bath all by myself
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Real Lyric: I've been thinkin' about my doorbell
The Misheard: I've been thinking 'bout my dog bell
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Real Lyric: You must now face authority You’re nothing like me Put your hands up, get out of the car Put your hands up, get out of the car Put your hands up, get out of the car F*** you pig
The Misheard: You're mother's face is ickyYou hump it like mePut your hands upGet out of the carF*** you, pig
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Real Lyric: Janie's got a gun
The Misheard: Cheney's got a gun
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Real Lyric: Don't be so quick to walk away Dance with me I wanna rock your body Please stay
The Misheard: Don't be so quick to walk awayDance with meI wanna rock your bodyBeef Steak
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Real Lyric: I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top,
The Misheard: I blew out my flip flop,Stepped on a Pop Tart
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Real Lyric: I'll be so careful I'll hold you like china I'll promise not to hurt you I'll hold you like China You won't feel nothing, I'll hold you like china 'Cos I know it's your first time.
The Misheard: I'll be so carefull I'LL HOLD YOUR VAGINAI'll promise not to hurt you, I'LL HOLD YOUR VAGINAYou won't feel nothing, I'LL HOLD YOUR VAGINA'Cause I know it's your first time.
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Real Lyric: Hey! Said my name is called disturbance
The Misheard: Hey! Say my name, it's Joseph Goebbels
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