The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
The Misheard: Our sweet saviors Mary and Tom
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Real Lyric: Take it down with a steam hammer Pack it hard Lead shot in your mood shooter
The Misheard: Take a dump in the steam hammerLike a chocolate chunk in your poop shooter
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Real Lyric: Break My Stride
The Misheard: Break My Spine
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I like to raze Southern Africa
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Real Lyric: Why can't you just leave here and die
The Misheard: Wagachucha leave here and die
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Real Lyric: Like Frankie said, "I did it my way"
The Misheard: Ben Franklin said, "I did it my way"
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Real Lyric: Private eyes, they're watching you. They see your every move.
The Misheard: Fire & Ice, they're watching you. They see your every move.
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Real Lyric: I love him, I love him, I love him, and where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow
The Misheard: I love him, I love him, I love him, but when he throws a bottle, a bottle, a bottle
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Real Lyric: Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus, Aur y byd na'i berlau mān: Gofyn rwyf am calon hapus, Calon onest, calon lān.
The Misheard: Newt joined coven, bow it my fist.I repeat: my bare way man!Coven noy vampiric harpist,Come, morones, calon lān!
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Real Lyric: I knew when an angel whispered into my ear
The Misheard: I knew when a ninja whispered into my ear
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