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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: Paperback Writer

    The Misheard: Ain't that right, sir

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    Artist: Gwen Stefani

    Song: Holla Back Girl

    Real Lyric: because i aint no holla back girl...

    The Misheard: I aint no Harlem Black girl

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Return To Sender

    Real Lyric: Return to sender..

    The Misheard: Return to Simba

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    Artist: The Dramatics

    Song: Whatcha See is Whatcha Get

    Real Lyric: You know some people Are made of lies To bring you down And shame your name

    The Misheard: You know some peopleAre made of liesTo bring you downAnd shave your legs

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    Artist: Tom Petty

    Song: No Second Thoughts

    Real Lyric: Dreams fade hope dies hard She cups her eyes looks out at the stars Says, "I feel we've traveled very far" Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

    The Misheard: "Jesus ate up my car, a cup of rice and walked out in the stars, can it be unraveled in the dark? Yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah,yeah"

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    Artist: Chevelle

    Song: Antisaint

    Real Lyric: He's starting to follow crows.

    The Misheard: He's starting to f**k crows.

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    Artist: MC Hammer

    Song: Too Legit To Quit

    Real Lyric: get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...get buck...(many times)

    The Misheard: Get f***ed! Get f***ed! Get f***ed, get f***ed, get f***ed!

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Can I Play With Madness

    Real Lyric: Can I play with madness

    The Misheard: Can I play with Agnus?

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Science

    Real Lyric: Spirit moves through all things

    The Misheard: Miracles draw things

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Shimmy

    Real Lyric: I think me, I want life I think me, I want a house and a wife I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy through the break of dawn yeah

    The Misheard: Take me, I want riceTake me, I want ducks and riceI want to shimmy shimmy shimmy to the record store, yeah

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