The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The weekend comes to this town seven days too soon To get up their rockin' horse and blast that radio I saw Roxie on the table
The Misheard: The wiccan comes to this town 4 days too soonTo get up on their rocking horse, a** and radioI saw rocks sittin' on the table
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Real Lyric: Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand
The Misheard: A bunch of bacon took every last dime with that scam,But it was worth it just to learn some sired hang.
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Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy here
The Misheard: Ask me sex and candy here
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Real Lyric: Go away from my window Leave at your own chosen speed
The Misheard: Go away from my windowRead at your own chosen speed
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Real Lyric: Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.
The Misheard: Don't bring around a clown to rain on my parade.
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Real Lyric: And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's? She said, "I think I remember the film, And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it." And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."
The Misheard: And I say, what about "breakfast at tiffany's," she said "I think I remember the bill I," and as I recall, I think, it was kinda pricey but I say "well that's one thing we bought"
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Real Lyric: Do you wanna feel pain? Takin' my name in vain
The Misheard: Do you wanna feel pain?Tickle my hymen, Brian!
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Real Lyric: Carry on my wayward son
The Misheard: Barry you're not worth a cent.
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Real Lyric: and I'm hungry like the wolf
The Misheard: and I'm hungry like The Wall
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Real Lyric: Every time I take her out, it’s safe to say that something goes wrong The only thing that matters is dancing to her favorite song.
The Misheard: Every time I take her out, "shakey shakey"..something goes wrongThe only thing that matters is dancing to her favorite song.
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