The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Made me learn a little bit faster Made my skin a little bit thicker It Makes me that much smarter So thanks for making me a fighter
The Misheard: Made me learn a little bit fasterMade my skin a little bit thickerMakes me that much smarterSo thanks for making me WHITER
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey! Wayne! I've gotta stop the plane
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Real Lyric: She's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine
The Misheard: She's a killer queen, goodbye to gelatine
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Real Lyric: And life is like a pipe
The Misheard: And life is like a pie
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche,another roamer in the night.
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Real Lyric: Oh my god I can't believe it I've never been this far away from home
The Misheard: Oh my god I can't believe itI've never been kissed by a whale before
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Real Lyric: The train kept a rollin' all night long.
The Misheard: Drink every morning and all night long.
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Real Lyric: I've been doing things your way too long
The Misheard: I've been drawin' pictures way too long
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Real Lyric: Turn me on, take me for a hard ride Burn me out, leave me on the otherside I yell and tell it that It’s not my friend I tear it down, I tear it down And then it’s born again
The Misheard: Cut me off, take me for a car ridecut me up, leave me on the othersideI yell and tell him thatit's not my friend,I tear it down and tear it downand I get off again.
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Real Lyric: Let me be the first to shake a helping hand For anybody brave enough to take a stand
The Misheard: Let me be the first to shake a helping hamfor anybody brave enough to take on Stan.
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