The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweetheart"
The Misheard: "I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweet ho"
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Real Lyric: "and who can say when the day sleeps, if the night keeps all your heart... night keeps all your heart..."
The Misheard: "and who can say when the day sleeps, and the nineteen four-year-olds... nineteen four-year- olds..."
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Real Lyric: funk soul brother
The Misheard: funk soap rubber
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Real Lyric: Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
The Misheard: Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", "space-monkey-Mafia"
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Real Lyric: Do I have to go star trekin'? Cause it's you I should be checkin'
The Misheard: Do I have to go start trickin'? Cause it's you I should be, Chicken
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Real Lyric: I've got a bad case of loving you
The Misheard: Mac King's in love with you
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Real Lyric: sit back down where you belong in the corner of my bar with your high heels on
The Misheard: sit back down where you belong in the corner of my barn with your high heels on
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's smokin' grass today
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Real Lyric: Bite your lip, whisper and say
The Misheard: wipe your lip with spermicide
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Real Lyric: The world begins to disappear The worst things come from inside here
The Misheard: The world begins to disappear The worst things come from in Zaire
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