The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why torture me?
The Misheard: Why talk to me?
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Real Lyric: My voice is ****in' POWERFUL!!!!!!!!
The Misheard: My voice is ****ing BARATONE!!!!!!!
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Real Lyric: We'll bend you over and we'll take ya to brown town!
The Misheard: We'll bend you over and we'll take ya around town!
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Real Lyric: Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, and I sliced his f**king c**kles, with a long and shiney blade! Twas I who f**ked the dragon, f**ka lie sing f**kaloo!
The Misheard: Blood dripped from the ceiling as I stepped into his cave, and then I sliced his little c**kles off, with a long and shiny blade! C'mon everybody f**kalie and f**kaloo!
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Real Lyric: Come on, horn section!
The Misheard: Come on, homosexuals!
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Real Lyric: Making my fault, win the game
The Misheard: makin waffles, win the game
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Real Lyric: Secret Agent Man, Secret Agent Man They've given you a number, and taken away your name
The Misheard: Secret Asian Man, Secret Asian ManHe's giving you a number and taking away your lamb
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Real Lyric: Pull a comb through your coal-black hair
The Misheard: Put a comb in your old back hair
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Real Lyric: When the moon hits you eye Like a big pizza pie That's amore
The Misheard: when the moon eats your eye eat a fish finger pie. need some more eh?
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Real Lyric: Businessmen they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth.
The Misheard: Business men they drink my wine, Come and take my herb...
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