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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big Jet Airliner

    The Misheard: Viggo, Chad and Lionel

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: What's The Frequency Kenneth

    Real Lyric: Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.

    The Misheard: Butterfly decal rearview mirror, dunked in a sink.

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Gangsta Trippin'

    Real Lyric: What we doin' when the? What we doin' when the? What we doin' when the Fatboy's slippin'?

    The Misheard: F**k with your women,I f**k with your women,I f**k with your women,Ye-ah, Fatboy's tripping!

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    Artist: Eurythmics

    Song: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

    Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?

    The Misheard: Sweet Dreams are made of these, who had a mind to disagree?

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia

    The Misheard: Then you flew your pidgeon up to Nova Scotia

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    Artist: Tom Petty

    Song: Running Down a Dream

    Real Lyric: The Devil would come to me

    The Misheard: Aaron Neville would come to me

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Ticket To Ride

    Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride

    The Misheard: She's gonna take it to right

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Waterloo

    Real Lyric: Waterloo... Knowin' my fate is to be with you.

    The Misheard: Waterloo... None of my babies can be with you.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway Lay me down in sheets of linen you had a busy day today

    The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony DanzaCount the headlice on Bob MarleyEighty downers in a blenderYou'll have a fizzy Gatorade

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    Artist: Huey Lewis & the News

    Song: Hip To Be Square

    Real Lyric: So hip to be square

    The Misheard: So, hit the B square

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