The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture
The Misheard: shake it like a poorly paid teacher
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Real Lyric: 'Cause when the fire is in my eyes
The Misheard: Some p***y on the highway would sure be a sigin....
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Real Lyric: Take off all your preppy clothes
The Misheard: Take off all your crappy clothes
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Real Lyric: Get Down!
The Misheard: Gandalf!
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Real Lyric: She has got a secret we're not meant to know
The Misheard: She has got a cigarette we're not meant to smoke
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Real Lyric: She's smoking cigarettes she stole She's now unseen in the bathtub
The Misheard: She's smoking cigarettes she stoleShe's hardcore scene like the Bapists
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Real Lyric: I went skydiving I went rocky mountain climbing I went two point seven seconds on a bull name Fu Man Chu
The Misheard: I went skydivingI went rocket mountain flyingI went two point seven seconds on a hometown radio show
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Real Lyric: The curtain's closed You're predisposed
The Misheard: The curtain's closedYour feet and nose
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Real Lyric: Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo
The Misheard: Right now, he's probably the Bahamas with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot the Congo
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Real Lyric: "Making love out of nothing at all"
The Misheard: "Making love and a muffin and a dog"
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