The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And puts her hands in her back pocket Bette Davis style.
The Misheard: And plucks her hands from her back pocketpetty thieve-ess style.
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Real Lyric: One, two, three, four, five, six, nine and ten, Money can't buy you back the love that you had then
The Misheard: One, two, three, four, five, six, nine and ten, Money can't buy you back the love for your pretty hen
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Real Lyric: "The sea that divides us is a temporary one, and the...."
The Misheard: "See that designer sissy/ temporary one, anyone?"
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Real Lyric: she said see ya later boi he wasn't good enough for her
The Misheard: she said see you later boy he wasn't girl enough for her
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Real Lyric: They call me Crazy Loooop Gotta gotta be crazy loooop
The Misheard: They call me Crazy Mooooo Gotta gotta be crazy mooooo
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Real Lyric: she got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know i read it in a magazine ohhh...
The Misheard: she had electric boobs, i love her boobs, she was a regular rocket plane ohhh....
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Real Lyric: I heard it through the Grapevine
The Misheard: I heard you're doing grapevine
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: Slow common worker
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now Entertain us
The Misheard: I see pooped and contagiousHair is in nowAND RETAINERS!
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Real Lyric: Annie, are you okay? Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
The Misheard: Annie, get your butt kicked. Annie, get your butt kicked. Get your butt kicked, Annie.
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