The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's gettin' late To give you up
The Misheard: I'm getting laid, it keeps you up.
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Real Lyric: We ran outside, hood slidin' like Bo Duke.
The Misheard: tore out the driveway sliding like boduth
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Real Lyric: I miss Mayberry sitting on the porch drinking ice cold cherry coke where everything is black and white
The Misheard: hide! Ms. Angel's sitting on her porch drinking ice cold cherry coke chewing tobacco. Mice!
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Real Lyric: cantaloupes and Elvis shirts
The Misheard: cattle wombs and Elvis shirts
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Real Lyric: Granny does your dog bite? No child no.
The Misheard: granted is a dog like no child knows
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Real Lyric: paperback writer
The Misheard: Take the back right turn
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Real Lyric: If you're lookin' for sympathy, it ain't there
The Misheard: If you're lookin' for sympathy, eat an egg!
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Real Lyric: I am the eye in the sky.
The Misheard: I am the pie in the sky.
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Real Lyric: I was a little bitty baby when papa hit the skids
The Misheard: well I was a little bitty baby when papa got the ***ts
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