The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't wan to miss
The Misheard: I don't wanna piss
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Real Lyric: Jenny's getting her stuff in my room...
The Misheard: Kally's getting dressed up in my room...
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Real Lyric: She ain’t got nothing to do with this spoot, She is a deak and she chills in the pool pit
The Misheard: She ain't got nothing to do with this spotShe is a deak and she chills and goes poopy
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Real Lyric: Sittin' on the dock of the bay
The Misheard: Sitting on the c**k of a gay
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Real Lyric: Elegance in eloquence for sale or rent or hire
The Misheard: Elephants and elephants that sail around Ohio
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Real Lyric: The kids in girl and boy land Will have a Jubilee They're going to build a toyland town All around the Christmas tree
The Misheard: The kids in girl and boy landWill have, would you believe?They're going to build a toilet townAll around the Christmas tree
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Real Lyric: Pushing drugs and skipping town
The Misheard: Pushing trucks and skipping town
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Real Lyric: Today's Tom Sawyer mean mean pride
The Misheard: Today's Tom Sawyer made me cry
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Real Lyric: "Dreaming about providence and whether mice or men have second tries"
The Misheard: "wondering 'bout providence and whether my semen have second tries"
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Real Lyric: And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
The Misheard: And pull her clothes off and give each breast a shake
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