The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Irrational youths stop to stare As music rubber hosed the air
The Misheard: A crowd of people stopped and stared as not even the Arapahos dared!
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Real Lyric: Its a meltdown!
The Misheard: Its a moo cow!
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Real Lyric: He'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor his mind
The Misheard: He'll have to sit and watch them all And the monitor is mine
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Real Lyric: When he comes home you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone.
The Misheard: When he comes home, your bed had better not be gone.
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Real Lyric: You're giving me such sweet nothing, sweet nothing. I'm living on such sweet nothing.
The Misheard: You're giving me sexy elephant, sweet elephant. I'm living on sexy elephant.
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor
The Misheard: Let the body set the flow
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Real Lyric: I fight for my meals
The Misheard: I fumble my meals
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Real Lyric: we did it in the dark with smiles on our faces
The Misheard: an eternity in the dark with smiles on our faces
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Real Lyric: Come to the back
The Misheard: Come to the bank
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Real Lyric: You had one eye in the mirror and watched yourself gavotte.
The Misheard: You had one eye in the river as you watched yourself garrotte
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