The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I wake up early in the morning
The Misheard: When I wake up I am really boring.
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Real Lyric: Happiness is a warm gun
The Misheard: Happiness is a bad pun, Johna.
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Real Lyric: beauty queens fall in trances
The Misheard: Dairy Queen's fallen princess
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Real Lyric: life ain't nothing but a funny funny riddle
The Misheard: life ain't nothing but a overgrown riddle
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Real Lyric: Baby if you've got to go away...
The Misheard: Baby you forgot to go away...
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Real Lyric: Clean shirt , new shoes I don't know where i'm going to . Silk suit , black tie
The Misheard: green shirt , blue shoes I don't know where i'm going too silk suit , Flack's tie
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Real Lyric: smell of wine and cheap perfume
The Misheard: smelly wine and sheep perfume
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Real Lyric: If they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
The Misheard: If they catch you in the back seat trying to flick her off
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Real Lyric: ...for he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny!
The Misheard: ...for he's a jolly good fellow,and nobody can be nice!
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Real Lyric: We skipped the light fandango And turned cartwheels across the floor I was feeling kind of seasick
The Misheard: Skip-a-Lang Fandango,Sliding concrete on the floor...I was feeling kind of seasick
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