The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude named Elrod jammin' on an Ipod Beer and bonfires
The Misheard: Duke and Elroy jamin on an IpissBeer and barnyards
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Real Lyric: Gettin crazy Anticipating
The Misheard: Get crazy and kiss a baby, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Can't you feel it all over
The Misheard: Keep on pushing my mother
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Real Lyric: In the morning rain As it soaks it to the bone
The Misheard: In the morning rainAs your soul shoots in the bud
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Real Lyric: I used to read survival guides When my world was full of seven legged cats
The Misheard: I used to read survival guides when my world was full of seven naked cats
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Real Lyric: Dance, Dance We're falling apart to half time
The Misheard: Dance, DanceWe're trying to fartAt halftime
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Real Lyric: I want to fly well
The Misheard: I want to fry whale
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Real Lyric: Now I know my love for her goes on
The Misheard: Now I know I love a purple song
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Real Lyric: c**k it and pull it.
The Misheard: Stop getting bullied.
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Real Lyric: Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have named you
The Misheard: Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have maimed you!
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