The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Lights down, you up and die
The Misheard: Lights down, you up and I...
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Real Lyric: The return of the thin white duke throwing darts in lover's eyes
The Misheard: The return of the Thin White Dukeblowing gas in mother's eyes
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Real Lyric: Look what they've done to my dreeeeaaam...yeah!
The Misheard: Look what they've done to Mike Read
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: I see your breast, owww!!
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Real Lyric: because of you
The Misheard: because of poo
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Real Lyric: let's pretend we don't exist let's pretend we're in antarctica
The Misheard: let's pretend we don't existlet's pretend we're in an octagon
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Real Lyric: I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity
The Misheard: I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadowsIf I fail, if I succeed at least I live as I believeNo matter what they take from meThey can't take away free tv
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: Funky wee-wee press
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Real Lyric: Told you I made dinner plans.
The Misheard: I told you I ate dinner, man.
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Real Lyric: Perfumed by a Nepal night
The Misheard: Punctured by your nipple knife
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