The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ah, ah, child, way you shake that thing, Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting
The Misheard: I gave you the clap, and everythingNow your crotch will burn and sting
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Real Lyric: The punishment sometimes don't seem to fit the crime
The Misheard: The punish ment sometimes to deceive the fifty crimes
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Real Lyric: For every love letter written, there's another one burned
The Misheard: For every love there will rain, there'll be another one to burn
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Real Lyric: There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
The Misheard: There goes my hero, went to Mexico
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Real Lyric: Some say Tomorrow's another day You stay
The Misheard: Some sayTomorrow's another dayTuesday
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Real Lyric: A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: I'm a skaterNot a beater
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Real Lyric: Running with the Devil
The Misheard: Running through the meadow
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Real Lyric: Shootin' at the walls of heartache Bang, bang I am the warrior
The Misheard: Shooting at the walls of heartacheBang, bangI am the Oreo
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Real Lyric: and diesels worth the price of gold and it's the cheapest grain he's ever sold
The Misheard: and if cheese is worth the price of gold it's the cheapest grain he's ever saw
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never be your easter bunny
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