The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Call me when you try to wake her up
The Misheard: Calling Jamaica
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Real Lyric: i buy my crack, i smack my b***h right here in hollywood
The Misheard: Rhubarb, ...Rhubarb, ...
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Real Lyric: All we shared was a mattress
The Misheard: I wish I was a mattress
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Real Lyric: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road
The Misheard: So goodbye yellowbrick road,Where the dogs of society hound!You can't find me in the cat house, Strolling around in my gown,Back to the hoppity-hop!Back to the shoppity-shop!Oh I finally found my future wife!Beyond the yel
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Real Lyric: Darling I never showed you Assumed you'd always be there Took your presence for granted But I always cared And I miss the love we shared
The Misheard: Darling I never showed youAssumed you'd always be thereI took your breasts for grantedBut I always caredAnd I miss the love we sharedand then I thought it wasDarling I never showed youAssumed you'd always be there
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Real Lyric: Get my honey come back, sometimes
The Misheard: Hey You Happy Scumbag Slow Down
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Real Lyric: Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance Silver moon's sparkling
The Misheard: Strike up the band and make the spotlights andsilver moon sparkling
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust ah
The Misheard: Another one bites the duster
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Real Lyric: Shake your booty
The Misheard: Shake your boobies
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Real Lyric: We're throwing stones in at a glass moon
The Misheard: were throwing stones in a glass room
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