The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Shoot Darth Vader
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view
The Misheard: My brother Chad is a lonely dude
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Real Lyric: every picture tells a story don't it
The Misheard: every picture tells a story doughnut
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Real Lyric: I'll fly a starship across the universe divide
The Misheard: I'll fly a starship across the universe divine
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Real Lyric: You, Soft and only You, Lost and lonely You, Strange as angels
The Misheard: yoo-hoo, soft and onlyyoo-hoo, lost and lonelyyoo-hoo, stranger danger
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Real Lyric: I have got some good old lovin And I got some more in store When I get through throwin it on you You gotta come back for more Boys and things that come by the dozen That aint nothin but drugstore lovin Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama Im sure hard to handle, now, Gets around
The Misheard: I've got some good old loveAnd I got some rolling stoneWhen I gotta do what I'm gonna doYou gotta come back for moreAll the little things that come dime a dozenThat ain't nothing but tits and lovinHey little thing let me lig
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Real Lyric: I wanna put your hand in my pocket, because you're allowed.
The Misheard: I wanna put your head in my pocket, because you're allowed.
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Real Lyric: Midnight at the Oasis, send your camel to bed
The Misheard: Midnight after your wasted, "sing" your camel to bed!
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Real Lyric: bound and broken lying naked on the floor
The Misheard: Bound and BrokenFrying Bacon On The Floor
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Real Lyric: You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht [...] You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: You walked into the party like you were walking into a yard[...]You had one eye in the mirror and you watched yourself go by
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