The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My friends and I we've cracked the code.
The Misheard: My friends in Iowa cracked the code.
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Real Lyric: He could see she was unable
The Misheard: He could see she was a table
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Real Lyric: Full equipped, with a lifetime guarantee
The Misheard: Fourty quid, with a lifetime guarantee
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Real Lyric: This time baby I'll be bulletproof
The Misheard: This time maybe I'll be bunny poop
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Real Lyric: Mama's always got a backtrack
The Misheard: Mama's always got a bat train
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Real Lyric: I have been around the world, looking for that woman-girl
The Misheard: I have been around the world, looking for that mormon girl
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Real Lyric: Let this groove, get you to move It's alright, alright, alright. Let this groove, set in your shoes, So, stand up, alright, alright.
The Misheard: Tetanus grove, get you to move It's alright, alright, alright. Tetanus grove, set in your shoes, So, stand up, alright, alright.
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Real Lyric: "'cause tonight, we can be as one, tonight."
The Misheard: "'cause tonight, we can be a squirrel, tonight."
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Real Lyric: Jagged vacance, thick with ice
The Misheard: Take it, fake it, sick with meat
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Real Lyric: You want to sleep with me but payback's tough
The Misheard: You stuff your face with tater tots
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