The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Guilty feet have got no rhythm
The Misheard: Easter Peter Cottontail
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Real Lyric: What it takes to come alive
The Misheard: What it takes to form a line
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Real Lyric: Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please, Myself already knows I'm not okay
The Misheard: Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anyone you please, My syphilitic node is not okay
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Real Lyric: I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad
The Misheard: I found God on the corner of 1st and Omastar
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Real Lyric: We're ashes on the ground
The Misheard: We're a**es on the ground
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Real Lyric: Don't look back, baby follow me
The Misheard: Don't get Batman to fire me
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Real Lyric: Oh, it's what you do to me.
The Misheard: Homes watching to the meat
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Real Lyric: Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere
The Misheard: Bread butts and sweaty bodies everywhere
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's smokin', crack today
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Real Lyric: And we'll never be royals (royals)/ You can call me Queen Bee
The Misheard: And we'll never be royals (royals)/ You can call me green bean
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