The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life is a minestrone Served up with parmesan cheese
The Misheard: Life is a minestroneServed up with pommets of cheese
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Real Lyric: I have spoke with the tongues of angels
The Misheard: I have spoke with a tunnel of angels
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Real Lyric: Might as well jump
The Misheard: Maxwell Jones.
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Real Lyric: What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
The Misheard: One of these things is not like the othersOne of these things is not like another one of your things
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Real Lyric: Only the lonely
The Misheard: Phoney baloney
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Real Lyric: I'm in heaven, when you smile
The Misheard: I can barely walk, when you smile
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Real Lyric: it's too late to apologize
The Misheard: it's to late to do the jive
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I love Carlos when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: Here comes Johnny Yen again With the liquor and drugs And a flesh machine
The Misheard: Here comes Johnny, in againWith the Luther VandrossAnd a fax machine
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Real Lyric: Oliver's Army's are on their way
The Misheard: Oliver zombie's on their way
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