The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Call me a relic, call me what you will
The Misheard: Call me erratic, call me what you will
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Real Lyric: Big Ole' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Old South Carolina
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Real Lyric: First class, up in the sky
The Misheard: Mustache, up in the sky
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Real Lyric: I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah, Got to be some good times ahead
The Misheard: I get so no nee no nee no nee no nee yeah, Got to put some meat on my head
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Real Lyric: Sheets of empty canvas...
The Misheard: She took empty cans in...
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Real Lyric: My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way
The Misheard: My heart is like an open flightwayLike Frank did the other day
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Real Lyric: but your teacher preaches class like your some kind of jerk
The Misheard: but your teacher preaches classlike it's some kind of church
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Real Lyric: so let us not talk falsely now the hour's getting late
The Misheard: so let us not talk falesly nowI was getting laid
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Real Lyric: A mulatto
The Misheard: I'm a nightgown
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Real Lyric: when you kiss my nose the feelin shows
The Misheard: mucus my nose the feeling grows
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