The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your scarf, it was apricot [and] I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
The Misheard: Your scarf, it was Aff-ri-caahhnandI had some dreams, they were clowns in my coffee
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Real Lyric: when you get the choice to sit it out
The Misheard: when you come close to semens out
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Real Lyric: Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
The Misheard: Now Muscles Schultz has got the Swamp Bus(or, has got to swamp us)
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Real Lyric: I wouldn't let my dear saviour in
The Misheard: I wouldn't let my deer save your end
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Real Lyric: Let every heart prepare Him room
The Misheard: Let ev'ry heart prepare him moon
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Real Lyric: see me through this mask I wear
The Misheard: see me through this masked guy Will
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Real Lyric: see me through Oh, we’re almost there
The Misheard: see me through ooh wolves are naked.
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Real Lyric: married girl, oh, married girl got a baby on her knees
The Misheard: married girl , married girl , she wears a skimpy thong
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Real Lyric: No retreat, believe me, no surrender.
The Misheard: Marshmallow treat, baby, no surrender.
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Real Lyric: I know you called.
The Misheard: Rhino, you called?
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