The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well I was born in a small town... All my friends are so small town....
The Misheard: Well I was born a small clown....All my friends are also small clowns
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Real Lyric: Big 'ol jet airliner
The Misheard: We're gonna jam in a lighthouse
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Real Lyric: Smack My b**th Up
The Misheard: Where's my picture?
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Real Lyric: Words I thought I'd choke on, figure out
The Misheard: Words I thought I'd choke on, figgy rolls.
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Real Lyric: Give me two pina colodas
The Misheard: Give me two pink enchiladas
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Real Lyric: "Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love"
The Misheard: "Swing, Swing, Swing from the table saw, my heart is crushed by a former love"
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Real Lyric: Ooh Fred come to bed cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex
The Misheard: Ooh Fred come to bedcos my Max had sexwith his sexy eggs
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Real Lyric: And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you
The Misheard: And she'll tease you She'll unease youHug a bathtub just to please you
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Real Lyric: I've Got The Power
The Misheard: Agathe Bauer (note: "Bauer" is a very common name in german speaking areas)
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Real Lyric: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!
The Misheard: Who's the leader of the TOWN that's made OF YOU and ME, M-I-C-Cakey-Y, M-O-USC!
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