The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I...
The Misheard: Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lemon ice...
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I walk bubbles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: Where I belong, with all erased.
The Misheard: Where I beat off, with all the rest.
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Real Lyric: "maybe swim a mile down the Nile"
The Misheard: "maybe throw a mine down an aisle"
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Real Lyric: love, love is a verb
The Misheard: bla bla is not fair
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Real Lyric: All the better just to please ya
The Misheard: Haul the bathtub just to please ya
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Real Lyric: Heaven holds a place for those who pray
The Misheard: Heaven holds a place for bowls of grain
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Real Lyric: Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane
The Misheard: Little d***, that j***off Diane
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Real Lyric: u kept insistin and resistin that u would not fall again
The Misheard: You kept insistin' and resistin' that you would not fornicate
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Real Lyric: Are you going to drop the bomb or not?
The Misheard: are you gonna drop the bubblenut
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