The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Too much, the Magic Bus
The Misheard: Do Bongs, Magic Bus
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Real Lyric: We'll find a way to offer up the night, tonight.
The Misheard: We will find a way to the opera tonight, tonight.
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Real Lyric: Build me up buttercup
The Misheard: Fill me up buttercup.
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out and touch face
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Real Lyric: Three little birds, sat on my window. And they told me I don't need to worry. Summer came like cinnamon So sweet, Little girls double-dutch on the concrete. Maybe sometimes, we've got it wrong, but it's alright The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same Oh, don't you hesitate.
The Misheard: Three little burns sat on my windowAnd they told me I don’t need to worrySummer came like cinnamonSo sweenLittle girls double duck on the kumqueetMary sometimesWe go it wrong but it’s alrightY’know they seem to changeBut mo
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Real Lyric: Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare wet a**
The Misheard: Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grassAnd you lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriffs wiped up a**
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Real Lyric: I'm like a begger with no luck
The Misheard: I'm like a bagel with no love
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Real Lyric: There's no more rabbits in my hat to make things right
The Misheard: There's no more rabbits in my head to make things right
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly a way
The Misheard: Unlike the bird, I don't evaluate
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Real Lyric: And when I can't be with you dream me near...
The Misheard: And when I can't be with you drinking beer...
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