The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 47671 thru 47680 of 54134
Real Lyric: Let the bass kick Move your feet
The Misheard: Where's your biscuits?Where's your tea?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Funky Weekend
The Misheard: Funky Midget
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: and she only sleeps when its raining and she screams and her voice is straining and she says baby it's 3am I must be lonely when she says baby well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes she says the rain's gonna wash away I believe it
The Misheard: and she only sleeps when it's rainingand she screams and her horses shrinkand she says babyit's 3am I must be lonelyshe says babywell I can't help but be scared of a horse sometimesthe rain's gonna wash away I believe it
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm rockin the suburbs just like Michael Jackson did
The Misheard: I'm rockin the sideburns just like Michael Jackson did
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Oh, Canada. Our home and native land. True patriot love, in all our sons' command.
The Misheard: Oh, Canada. Our home and naked land.True pastry art, in all our songs command.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Let's make the headlines loud and true. I wanna tell the world I'm giving it all to you.
The Misheard: Let's make the headlice loud and clear. I wanna tell the world I'm giving it all to you.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: My breasts are small and humble
The Misheard: my breast stars more and humble
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: This is side one, flip me over.
The Misheard: This guy c**, I'm a toaster.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: bells on Bobtail ring
The Misheard: bells on Bob's tail ring
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And blinking, step into the sun
The Misheard: pink pajamas penguins on the bottom
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.