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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Girls Aloud

    Song: Something Kinda Ooh

    Real Lyric: Something kinda ooh, Jumping on my tutu Something 'side of me, Wants some part of you oo-ooh

    The Misheard: Something kinda ooh ooh,Jumping up my tutu.Something kind of eek eek,Chasing after you-ooo-ooo!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Something

    Real Lyric: You stick around now it may show I don't know, I don't know

    The Misheard: You stick around now il fait chaudI don't know, I don't know

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Rocky Raccoon

    Real Lyric: Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota There lived a young boy ...

    The Misheard: Now somewhere in the black mining hill South Dakota there lived a young boy...

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Back in the USSR

    Real Lyric: Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south...

    The Misheard: Show me 'round the Smoky Mountain way down south...

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: Can you help me? Occupy my brain...

    The Misheard: Can you help me? Oh, you woman brave...

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Hawaii

    Real Lyric: I heard about all the pretty girls With their grass skirts down to their knees

    The Misheard: I heard about all the dirty girlsWith their grass skirts down to their knees

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Voulez Vous

    Real Lyric: Take it now or leave it Le Question c'est Voulez Vous

    The Misheard: Take it now or leave itI can still say Voulez Vous

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Michelle

    Real Lyric: Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble, Très bien ensemble.

    The Misheard: Sunday monkey bone tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

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    Artist: Decemberists, The

    Song: Summersong

    Real Lyric: My girl, linen and curls, lips parting like a flag all unfurled.

    The Misheard: My girl, linen and curls, lips all parted like a fraggle unfurled.

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    Artist: Death Cab For Cutie

    Song: Summer Skin

    Real Lyric: I don't recall a single care, just greenery and humid air.

    The Misheard: I don't recall a single care, just greenery and human hair.

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