The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder
The Misheard: I'll be your Dragon Soldier
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Real Lyric: And now the red ones help me fly, and the blue ones help me fall and I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling
The Misheard: And well the green things let me cryso the blue things help me crawlWhen I think I'll throw my friends on the river
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Real Lyric: He F***ed a chick in the parking lot
The Misheard: He F***ed a chicken in the parking lot
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Real Lyric: Are we alone Do you feel it
The Misheard: Ill be yellowYou be red
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Real Lyric: the cattle are lowing the poor baby wakes
The Misheard: the cats are lawn mowing the babies throwing rakes
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Real Lyric: Fill your lives with love and bravery
The Misheard: Free fries with lumpy gravy
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Real Lyric: "Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame."
The Misheard: "Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady and Jack LaLaine."
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I am barely breathing, and I can't find the air
The Misheard: 'Cause I am barely breathing,and I can't find Pierre
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Real Lyric: Wouldn't it be grand
The Misheard: One naked brownie
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: (actually, not my own misheard lyric, but actually sung on the dutch version of idols... I kid you not... It's probably on youtube... Anyway, here it is) :"Strong in my pants with his fingers"
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