The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I cleared myself I sacrificed my blues
The Misheard: I cleared myself I sacrificed my booze
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Real Lyric: Admission is easy, just say U Believe and come 2 this Place in your heart
The Misheard: Fish in his ears, just say UBelieve and come 2 this Place in your heart
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Real Lyric: Girl in the groove with the big bust on, Big bust on, big bust on.
The Misheard: Girl with a groove with the big moustache,Big moustache, big moustache.
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Real Lyric: All we are saying is Give peace a chance
The Misheard: all we are saying is green peas hai achcha
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag
The Misheard: I was raised by two lesbian hags
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want it painted black
The Misheard: I see a rickshaw and I want to paint it black
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Real Lyric: The calliope crashed to the ground
The Misheard: The variety crashed through the crowd
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Real Lyric: Oh, I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave The love the tenderness, I wanna thank you I want to thank you for your generosity, the love And the honesty that you gave me I want to thank you, show my gratitude, My love and my respect for you, I wanna thank you Oh, I want to thank you, thank you; thank you, thank you I want to thank you, thank you; thank you, thank you
The Misheard: I want to thank you for so many gifts you gave with love and tenderness,I wanna thank youI want to thank you for your generosity, the love and the honesty that you gave meI want to thank you, show my gratitude, my love and my respect for you,
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Real Lyric: Daddy was a veteran, a Southern Democrat.
The Misheard: daddy was a back running Southern Democrat
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Real Lyric: since O.J. had isotoners....
The Misheard: drinkin o.j with icy toenails.
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