The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dream in Japanese, dream in Japanese A language I don't even know how to speak
The Misheard: "Dream in Japanese, dream in Japanese."rnI'm like, "b**th, I don't even know how to speak."
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Real Lyric: I don't want to be alone
The Misheard: I don't want to be a man
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Real Lyric: Spill the wine and take that pearl
The Misheard: Little white Tic-Tac girl
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Real Lyric: God save the queen Her fascist regime They made you a moron Potential h-bomb
The Misheard: God save the queenThe fascist regimeThey made you a moronAND TOUCH YOUR WIFE'S BUM!
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Real Lyric: You Take Me For Granted
The Misheard: my friend's son heard them as:YOU TAKE ME TO GRANNY'S
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di, if I was green I would die
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Real Lyric: the Chattanooga choo choo
The Misheard: the cat who chewed my new shoes
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love.
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love.
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Real Lyric: At the table, At the table, At the table At the table, it's here!
The Misheard: Mashed potatoes, Mashed potatoes, Mashed potatoesMashed potatoes, it's here!
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Real Lyric: Pol, Pot, Pol, Pot
The Misheard: Cold, Hot, Cold, Hot
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