The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just the two of us
The Misheard: Just the tuba
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Real Lyric: It's hard for thee to kick against the p***ks
The Misheard: it's time for thee to kick against the priest
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Real Lyric: You make me feel out of my element Like I'm walkin' on broken glass.
The Misheard: You make me feel out of my element like a monkey on broken glass.
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking about movin' in.
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' 'bout bulemia (or Bolivia).
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Real Lyric: I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
The Misheard: I'm goin' all the way on a gravy train.
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Real Lyric: Hi there, how are things? I once was a breast man...
The Misheard: Hi there, how are things?I once was arrested...
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Real Lyric: Rock you like a hurricane
The Misheard: Raunchy like a hurricane
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Real Lyric: Turn around, bright eyes!
The Misheard: Turn around, fried egg!
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Thirty thieves and the thunder chief
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Real Lyric: Through the hour glass I saw you
The Misheard: Julio Inglesias saw you
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