The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Are we alone? Do you feel it?
The Misheard: I'll be yellow, You be red
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Real Lyric: I kept it in a box, I watched it grow a lot
The Misheard: I kept it in a boxI watched it mow the lawn
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Real Lyric: Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
The Misheard: Still you feed us guys from the piddle pot
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Real Lyric: Your hand brushes mine
The Misheard: Your hairbrush is mine
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Real Lyric: Is there a T-shirt I can wear 'Coz I am soaking look at me.
The Misheard: Is there a t-shirt I can wear'Cause I'm so gay, look at me.
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Real Lyric: Then you know you have to go Fast and furious (chita) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
The Misheard: Then you know you have to goRastafarian! (Drift, Drift, Drift)
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Real Lyric: always being the blind villain my end meets the old curse of death
The Misheard: Always Beating Cops With Melons.My Aunt Needs, An Oreo
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us
The Misheard: This time I'm gonna stand up, b***h Out!(Actually my friend misheard them.)
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Real Lyric: Though your dead and gone believe me...
The Misheard: And though your synagogue will leave me...
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Real Lyric: It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" As I fail miserably
The Misheard: Like a bad movieShe's lookin' groovyIf you were me you'd beScreaming so much you'd beAs I felt miserably
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