The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: But only for one night with no repeat
The Misheard: But only for one night when you're in heat
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Real Lyric: I've got to leave old Durham town.
The Misheard: I've got an evil valentine.
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Real Lyric: I'm all out of love
The Misheard: Her house was very small with bloody s**t on the wall
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Real Lyric: Basicly whenever Lenny said American woman. I thought he was saying "naked woman". So that would mean I'd have to retype the whole darn song. Which I don't think anyone wants me to do.
The Misheard: See above.
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Real Lyric: Keep all your sights on He the black cat changing colors
The Misheard: Keep all your lights onThe black cat sings in colors
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Real Lyric: (Return of the Mack) Here it is (Return of the Mack) Hold on (Return of the Mack) Don't you know (You know that I'll be back)
The Misheard: Return the money Give it backReturn the money One more timeReturn the money I'm poor and I can't eat
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Real Lyric: Well, I heard mister Young sing about her I heard ole Neil put her down...
The Misheard: Well, I'm just a young singer 'bout herHer don't need no put her down.
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Real Lyric: Choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind. The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way." Of course we were willing to pay.
The Misheard: Choo-choo train left right on time.The chimney costs only your mind.The driver said "Hey, man, I'm hungry!"Of course we were willing to pay.
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Real Lyric: Don't know much about the French I took
The Misheard: Don't know much about the friends I took
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Real Lyric: You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you.
The Misheard: You've got to change your underwear, baby, before I start loving you.
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