The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: just can't get enough
The Misheard: Just can't get it up
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Real Lyric: Ten o'clock postman Bring me your letter
The Misheard: Jennifer PostmanBring me a letter
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Real Lyric: My English Devil has a lazy old life Lazy like a pet, lazy like a wife. Never gets up and he never gets dressed Checking the obituaries to see who's dead.
The Misheard: My English Devil has a lazy old lifeLazy little pet, lazy little wife.Never gets up and he never gets dressedChecking the obituaries to see who's left.
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Real Lyric: Sexbomb, sexbomb, you're a sexbomb
The Misheard: Sand box, sand box, you're my sand box
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Real Lyric: Confidence is a must Happiness is a plus
The Misheard: Confidence is a mustPackage is a a plus
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Real Lyric: ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease! A-RAB: So take him to a social worker!
The Misheard: ACTION: Hey, I got a social disease !A-RAB: So take him to a social Burger
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Real Lyric: And I wish to you joy and happiness. But above all this I wish you love.
The Misheard: And I wish to you joyand happiness. But I won't bomb thisI wish you love.
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Real Lyric: My heart will go on and on.
The Misheard: My heart will go under door.
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Real Lyric: Hey Miss Murder, can I Hey Miss Murder, can I
The Misheard: Where is my love tonightWhere is my love tonight
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Real Lyric: I could spit on a stranger (pull me out) You’re a bitter stranger (pull me out)
The Misheard: I could spit on a stranger (Oh Meow!)You’re a bitter stranger (Oh Meow!)
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