The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A heartless hand on my shoulder A push - and it’s over Alabaster crashes down
The Misheard: A heartless hand on my shoulderA push - and it’s overAnd a basket crashes down
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Real Lyric: A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
The Misheard: Beer-knitted cans in the pale moonlight
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Real Lyric: air pollution here I come
The Misheard: Ebinuser Here I Come
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Real Lyric: Paint me a birmingham
The Misheard: paint me a burning ham orpaint me a burning hand
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Real Lyric: Don't switch the blade On the guy in shades, oh no Don't masquerade With the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't switch the bladeOn the guy in shades of loveDon't masqueradeWith the guy in shades of loveI heard all the "oh no"s as "of love"s
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Real Lyric: For the teenage boys, for breaking your heart.
The Misheard: Fondle teenage boys
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Real Lyric: Maybe it's just jealousy Mixing up with a violent mind
The Misheard: Maybe it's just jealousy Mix it up with a ball of mud
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Real Lyric: Sneak a whore
The Misheard: Sneaker whore
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Real Lyric: I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade
The Misheard: I'd like to be in TennesseeIn an octopus' garden in this state
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Real Lyric: We made our love on wasteland
The Misheard: We made our love on braised lamb
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