The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's a Bad Mamma Jamma!
The Misheard: She Wears Fat Man's Pajamas!
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Real Lyric: All I got is a photograph...
The Misheard: All I got is a boat of crap....
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Real Lyric: I want to hear and see everything
The Misheard: I want to hear the sea everyday
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Real Lyric: But I got 2 have your face all up in the place.
The Misheard: But I got to have your face on my pillowcase
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Real Lyric: I've been holding out so long I've been sleeping all alone Lord I miss you
The Misheard: I've been hauling a** so longI've been sleeping on the lawn'Cause I miss you
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Real Lyric: No we're never going to survive unless... We are a little... crazy
The Misheard: But we're never going to survive on lustWe are a little crazy
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Real Lyric: What's the frequency Kenneth is your benzedrine Richard said that withdrawl in disgust is not the same as apathy
The Misheard: What's the frequency Kenneth, the sure things have changedWhat'd you say your with, we discussed, it's not the simple path, eh?
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Real Lyric: She comes back to tell me she's gone. As if I didn't know that As if I didn't know my own bed As if I'd never noticed The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
The Misheard: She comes back to tell me she's grown. As if I didn't know that, as if I didn't know my own kid, as if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from far ahead
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Real Lyric: Talk talk to Suzie! ",I went through a million choices" Talk ... Suzie! "I listened to a million voices
The Misheard: To tu-tu Suzie!I went through a millikon's choices.Saw saw it right through Suzie! I listened to the minimon's voices
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Real Lyric: Get yo' sexy on
The Misheard: get your sexy elf
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