The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Then daylight brought wisdom and fever and sickness too soon
The Misheard: Then daylight brought wisdom and beavers and sickness too soon
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Real Lyric: With your b***h slap rappin and your cocaine tounge...
The Misheard: Eyes on his side, is he trying to hide
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Real Lyric: And softer than shadow and quicker than flies His arms are all around me and his tounge in my eyes.
The Misheard: And softer than shallow and curly frieshis arms are around me and there's tears in my eyes.
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Real Lyric: I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you
The Misheard: "I go around to tie my shoejust to waste my time with you"
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Real Lyric: Came to get crunk Came to bring life Came to get it started
The Misheard: Came to get drunkCame to bring lifeCame to get party
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Real Lyric: Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims pride
The Misheard: Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims bride
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Real Lyric: Oliver's army are on their way
The Misheard: I've a lasagne on the way
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Real Lyric: L O, L O, L O, L O V E
The Misheard: hello, hello, hello, hello Stevie
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to call the judge .
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Real Lyric: I've got lots of pictures in my head
The Misheard: I've got lots of b*****s in my bed
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