The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The title of the song is Rock of Ages
The Misheard: Actually, it was my daughter, 9 at the time, who happily strutted around singing to the chorus...Rotten Pages, Rotten Pages!
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Real Lyric: blinded by the light reved up like a duece another runner in the night
The Misheard: revved up like a douche into the rumour in the night
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Real Lyric: Drive back baby To me fast in your car I'm here waiting, Crash into me real hard
The Misheard: Drive back babyDo me fast in your carI'm here waitingCrash, and do me real hard
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Real Lyric: Whatta we gonna tell your Mama Whatta we gonna tell your Pa Whatta we gonna tell are friends when they say "ooh La la!"
The Misheard: When are we gonna tickle your MamaWhen are we gonna tickle your PaWhen are we gonna tickle our friends when they say "Ooh La la!"
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Real Lyric: Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Misheard: (my daughter) Haste, haste to bring him lard.
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Real Lyric: Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
The Misheard: But I'm not a burden anyone should bear.
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Real Lyric: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby
The Misheard: In The Garden Of Eden, Baby
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Real Lyric: And I called your name My Cocain
The Misheard: Just the same old s**t going around. I'm going down down down...
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Real Lyric: (We) We are the new diabolic (We) We are the bitter bucolic If I have to give my life, you can have it (We) We are the pulse of the maggots!
The Misheard: (We) we are the new tide apolloch(We) we are the pin up your collarIf I have to give my life, you can have it(We) We are the pulse of the maggots!
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Real Lyric: He's a blue jean boy He's the real McCoy But the best for sure He's the boy next door Saw him passing by He looked up said hi
The Misheard: He's a blue jean boyHe's the real McCoyBut the best for sureHe's the boy next doorSaw him passing byEven dad said hi
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