The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: I just wanna keep by teenaged bride today
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Gimme a Rest Colette
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, It's god-d**n arms race!
The Misheard: This ain't a scene, It's a god-d**n rse-rape!
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Real Lyric: A denial
The Misheard: I'm a Night Elf
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene It's a god-d**n arms race
The Misheard: This ain't a sceneIt's a god-d**n arse face
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Real Lyric: Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please
The Misheard: Layla, a bacon doughnut please!
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Real Lyric: Roam If you Want To
The Misheard: Roam Gypsy Watu
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Real Lyric: Breaking the Habit
The Misheard: Raping the Hobits...
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Real Lyric: Savage fear in you will rise
The Misheard: Savage spirit you will rise
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Real Lyric: The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin.
The Misheard: The ice cream state is gettin' pretty thin
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