The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like seven inches from the midday sun
The Misheard: Like sweater itches from that knitting stunt
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Real Lyric: And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones?
The Misheard: And if the sun comes upWill it tear the skin right off our balls?
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Real Lyric: Power music, electric revival OR (depending which lyrics site you check) Bible music, electric revival
The Misheard: I'll poke you if you live in Chicago
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird
The Misheard: Hung like a bird
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Real Lyric: I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: I'm a little man, and I'm so evil, also into cats, also into cats
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Real Lyric: Thanks for the memories
The Misheard: Thank you for the mammaries
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Real Lyric: With a gaze that turned everything into stone
The Misheard: We're the gays that turn everything into stone
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Real Lyric: I'll be your crying shoulder
The Misheard: I'll be your fries and soda
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Real Lyric: Hold your head up (woman), hold your head up (woman) Hold your head up (woman), hold your head high
The Misheard: Hold your head up (water) Hold your head up (water) Hold your head up (water) Hold your head high
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Real Lyric: and the Government shall be upon His shoulders.
The Misheard: And the Government shall be a punisher.(Well, wasn't Pontius Pilate part of the government?)
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