The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And tomorrow there’s no school So let’s go drink some more Red Bull
The Misheard: and tomorrow there’s no schoolso let’s go drink some more ragu
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Real Lyric: Old habits die hard
The Misheard: Old rabbits die hard
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Real Lyric: Oh I swear I saw a young boy Down in the gutter He was starting to foam in the heat
The Misheard: Oh I swear I saw a young boyDown in the gutterHe was starting to foam in the heid
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Real Lyric: Dance, Dance We're falling apart to half time
The Misheard: Dad's pantsThey're falling apart at half time
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Real Lyric: I'm two quarters and a heart down And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
The Misheard: I'm two quarters of a boy bandAnd I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
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Real Lyric: Call me when you try to wake her up.
The Misheard: Colin should come and wake her up
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Real Lyric: Margarita
The Misheard: Ballerina
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Real Lyric: I've got a machinehead, better than the rest.
The Misheard: Oh, God of mercy and heav'n, he's better than the rest.
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Real Lyric: Aime come sit on my wall.
The Misheard: Aime, come sit on my rod.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheanother rotor in the night
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