The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You fasten all the triggers For the others to fire Then you set back and watch Wile the death count gets higher
The Misheard: You fasten the triggersFor the others to fireThen you set back and watchWhile the DEFCON gets higher
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman.
The Misheard: You make me feel like a man should a woman.
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Real Lyric: Come together, right now, over me
The Misheard: Come together, right now, on the beat
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Real Lyric: Treating people just like pawns in chess
The Misheard: Treating people just like boards and chairs
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Real Lyric: I love Rock and Roll
The Misheard: I love Rocky Road
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Real Lyric: Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
The Misheard: Yellow man of custarddripping from a dead dog's eye
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Real Lyric: The kids are losing their minds The Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: The kids are land minesThe Blitzkrieg Bop
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Real Lyric: Slap that baby, Make him free!
The Misheard: Slap that baby,Make it bleed!
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Real Lyric: Swim in the cove, have a snack in the grove...
The Misheard: Swim in the cove, have a WRECK in the grove
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Real Lyric: All the young girls they have got the blues They're heading on back to Center 42
The Misheard: All the young girls they have got the blues They have nobody to sell their bodies to
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