The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "... I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy..."
The Misheard: "... I sold my soul to Mr. Jimmy..."
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Real Lyric: fall go on and lose it all every doubt every fear every worry every tear I'm right here baby fall
The Misheard: baby fall go on and lose control every doubt elephant ear baby worry every fear I'm right here baby call.
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Real Lyric: What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue?
The Misheard: What in the world can a make a brighter world to you?
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Real Lyric: My God, My Tourniquet
The Misheard: My God, My Turnip God
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Real Lyric: In the back of yellow-checkered cars. You're wrong, Are we all wrong? You're wrong, Are we all wrong?
The Misheard: In the back, a yellow chicken calls.You're a ho! Whoa!Are we? You're a ho!You're a ho! Whoa!Are we? You're a ho!
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, Mine's on the forty-five
The Misheard: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,Mine's only forty-five
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Real Lyric: Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the grain
The Misheard: Hitting on the moonshine, rocking in the rain
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in mackerels.
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Real Lyric: We'll meet again in Valhalla
The Misheard: We'll meet again in Canada
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Real Lyric: Don't make me get buck in here!! Shorty drop em to the ground like she ain't got manners Too much booty for one man to handle When all I need is a one night scandal And Ima get buck in here!! damn lil' momma you know you fit my standards You the type to make me grip that handle lick shots in the air, bustin' that grandam
The Misheard: Don't make me get f***ed in hereShawty drop it to the ground like she just got plantedToo much booty for one man to hammerAll I need is a one eyed camelAnd Ima get f*** in heredamn little momma yeah you freak my statusYoure th
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