The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have have your boots been under
The Misheard: Ooh babe have your boots been laundered
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Real Lyric: ...we parking lot pimping in my dome And I know what you want
The Misheard: ...we parkin' lot, pimpin' in my dung
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Real Lyric: "..the fishing's fine and."
The Misheard: "..the fishy farted."
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Real Lyric: She's gonna tear your heart apart No no, nay will she deceive
The Misheard: She's gonna tear your heart apartNo no way will she deceive [or]No no, Ne'er will she deceive
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Real Lyric: It's got a back-beat, you can't lose it
The Misheard: It's got a black beat, you can't lose it
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Real Lyric: Roll over Beethoven And tell Tchaikovsky the news.
The Misheard: Roll over Beethoven, until the jockey approves.
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Real Lyric: Baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man...
The Misheard: Baby you're a race track, baby you're a race track
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Real Lyric: I hear the clock a'ticking on the mantel shelf
The Misheard: I hear the rotten chicken on the magic shelf
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey mortified me...
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey couldn't find me...
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Real Lyric: Mighty Quinn
The Misheard: Mighty Quilt
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